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Found this pretty funny:

The Last Language War / Language Trolling Post You’ll Ever Need To Read (Hopefully)

My favorite:

Basic: Actually, I have a question for Ruby…
Haskell: Me too…
ML: Hey, Ruby, what’s your answer to…
Ruby: Hey, hey, hey now! Not too many at a [segfault]
Java: smiles
bash: kill -9 self