2007
03.08

Kill Dash Nine and Your Process is Mine…

Kill-9 YouTube Video

“Control-X, Control-C I’ll discard your fucking buffer…”

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  1. Woo nerdcore! chown your home! dword to your mom

    You gotta learn when it’s time for your thread to yield, it shoulda slept instead you stepped and now your fate is sealed. I’ll take your process off the run queue without even asking, cause my flow is like reentrant and preemptive multitasking! Your sad rhymes are spinning like you’re in a deadlock, you’re like a synchronous sock’ that don’t know when to block, so I pull out my keyboard and I pull out my Glock, and I dismount your girl and I mount slash proc! I’ve got your fucking pid, and the bottom line is that you best not front or else it’s kill dash nine!

    With my finger on the trigger, I run dot slash configure, yo this package is big, but my package is bigger! I roll my weed with Zig Zag while I zag zig splay, and I do a bounds check before I write to an array!

    That’s badass. Nice find man.

    Found lyrics (and mp3s) on Monzy’s blog.

    My crew is so hard that we roll in NP, and bitches dereference my pointer for free — What’s wrong, MC Plus+, I am making you nervous? Even skanky fat hoes give you denial of service. — Your problem, Plus+, is that your typing ain’t strict. In ML my type is real and your type is a dict. — My flow’s so intense that I will overflow your buffer, corrupt your stack pointer making all your data suffer. — I may not have a label but I rap like a star, I’m an unsigned long int and you’re a 8-bit char. — By the time you’ve rhymed one line, I’ve already busted ten. You rap in exponential time and I’m big-O of log(n). — I run gmake and gcc, and I ain’t never called malloc without calling free.

  2. Reminds me of Weird Al’s ‘All About the Pentiums’ – kinda.

  3. Whip’s MC Hawking’s ass.

    Also, big up new Southpark n-to-the-iggers!

  4. johnny, whats your email address? i have a mac related question for you.

  5. email chris and he can email it to you, don’t want to attract spam :(

  6. Also, if you want my email addresses, email me and I’ll tell you :p