2007
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01.22
“First Life is a 3D analogue world where server lag does not exist. Find out where you actually live. Fornicate using your actual genitals.”
a blog, of sorts
“First Life is a 3D analogue world where server lag does not exist. Find out where you actually live. Fornicate using your actual genitals.”
WoWdetox is a volunteer-run web site aimed at people with a gaming addiction to World of Warcraft. Here gamers and ex-gamers can share their testimonies freely and anonymously.
Has the thought of putting down the World of Warcrack pipe crossed your mind recently?
Tell the world why!
60 minutes of school > Arcane Brilliance
Working for money to buy a car > Mining gold for your epic mount
Looking good in new clothes > Looking like a clown in paladin armour
Stella Artois > Conjoured water
Lots of tragic stories of wasted lives…
Or in the words of Simon Quinlank: “Alan Cecil, hobbies are real. They do not exist in some false pixellated metaphysical computer plane. They are in the real world of the real living realm! They do not exist in evil and dead machines that have never even felt the joy of hobby in their hand!”
lol if all of these are true testimonies…lol
“I play wow all day every day, i mean i put in atleast 18 hours. I go to college, but not actually, i really just stay in my dorm and play. I don’t even leave my room to go to the washroom. I piss in my sink, and programmed myself to take one shit a day, just before i go to bed. I tell my parents I am passing all my courses, when really i haven’t been to one in over 2 months. I order pizza whenever i have to eat, rather than eat my dorm meal plan. I have gained over 100 pounds since i began. Someone PLEASE help me…I can’t stop.”
“Someone PLEASE help me.. I can’t stop” – PUT DOWN THE KEYBOARD!!