League Against Tedium website is here.

Some quotes :P

People rarely listen to what I say. I do not expect them to. One cannot expect dwarves to queue for the rack.

My dog has no legs but he still chews bones. How does a dog with no legs chew bones? With a great deal of suspicion I noticed.

I remember when I posed as a customs officer so that I could meet Oscar Wilde. I said to him “Have you anything to declare?” He said “I have nothing to declare but my genius.” I said “I’ll put that down as nothing then shall I?” For I am the wittiest man on Earth.

“Brevity is the soul of wit” said Shakespeare. I say “Wank!” Thus I win.